Bipolar Jokes : Mental Health Court : Joke psychotic break down

What kind of Judge has a psychotic break down?

One this is judgMENTAL!

(copyrighted joke: by: Chato B. Stewart – Use freely with proper credit and link to http://mentalhealthhumor.today.com )

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Chato B. Stewart
Mental Health Advocate – Cartoonist – and a few other things!
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Bipolar Jokes : Depression : Attorneys :What do a call a Depressed Lawyer?

What do a call a Depressed Lawyer?

A member of the “BAR” association.

(copyrighted joke: CHato B. Stewart – Use freely with proper credit and link to http://mentalhealthhumor.today.com )

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Chato B. Stewart
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Bipolar Joke: Humor : The psychology instructor had just finished

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “Howwould you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a
chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”

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Chato B. Stewart
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Bipolar Jokes: Top Ten Reasons Your’re Bi-polar

The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bipolar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Metallica and Berry Manilow box CD set.
8. You think going to bed 6:am and getting up for work at 8:am is a good rest.
7. Sex,sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!!
6. You really believe that 7 ate 9.
5  You know the difference between an SSRI and MAOI.
4 Your cat’s wanted you to kill the dog, but you don’t have a dog.
3 You bring your own research to the doctor’s.
2 You think a drive from Maine to Miami is a short trip.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1 You just heard Britney is and you think you’re going to get lucky!

(NON-copyrighted joke: by: Chato B. Stewart – Use freely with proper credit and link to I re-edited it and brought it up todate.    http://mentalhealthhumor.today.com )

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Chato B. Stewart
Mental Health Advocate – Cartoonist – and a few other things!
Web Log: http://mentalhealthhumor.today.com
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